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assalamualaikum...
kalau ta jwb DOSA kalau jwb SAYANG....
ahaks...
title tu xder kena mngena p0wn nan apa yg aq na bebelkn....

just na bg ta0....uhuhu...MALLU2...
erm....aq bwu abez tukar layout blog bwu...
yg lma nmpk semak lha...
yg skunk nie nmpk co0l jep...
i like2...
teheeeeeeeeeee...maap2...takbur buad sketika...

bye!!

Imma big fan of "Maria Elena Zarul"

Maria elena zarul

dya cantik ,dya berkerjaya ,dya popular ,dya stylish ,super-up-to-date gitu lorh...

but...shes still being muslimah sejati..

shes puffek segala-galanya puffek..ta lha mcm aq niey...
tringin nk jd cm dya....huaaaaa...

Ya Allah..!!indahnya ciptaan engkau..
just take a look her picture...shes awesome..right??
bile jew aq tngk pic dya...i can feel the inner peace..
n..rasa teruja tuk ta0 pasal story line idup dye..
Mesty smuanya wonderful mcm dlm cita Alice in wonderland tu everythng cm magic.....an3

 ehehe..pe yg aq mrepek nieyh...wht ever lha
Next,the most thng that make me jelous gilo0rrzz
dngn akak maria nie...dye ada pic wif  HANA TAJIMA

so,sweet ya'lls tao tak...
kak Maria Elena kita nieyh mang teror BI..
difwen wif me...
aq cukup2 mkn jew..
Lets see what she got...oo00 yeahhh!!

cuBit peha Kanan ..Peha kiri trasa.

THIS GIRL CHUMIL KAN??
nma dye najwa..tp pnggil je dya ja'a

Result trial suda kluar...fuhhh....pnas2...

umm...k,lah lets street 2 da point...

xtually...im so sympathy with dis gurl...

bukan apa....cubit peha kanan peha kiri pown trasa jgk..ehh btol ke ayt aq nieh...

arhhh..pape je lha..

...shes my besfwen...

so bila dya ta buleyh nk score math...

trasa lha tempiasnya...orng laen dpt score...

nk2 pulak aq plak..kali nie dpt A math...

lg lha rsa bsalah...

bub ta buleyh nk bntu dya score...

but...after dis....i'll try tolong dye...stakat mna yg aq mampu tolong..

...u can do it ja'a....i know u can...

stiap insan ada klebihan & kekurangan...disetiap kekurangan kita psti ada jln tuk kita atasi msalah itu...

jgn putus asa...ang bkn jnis orng yg mcm tu...

gomo ja'a gomo...

im always stand right beside u....

if theres any problem...share wif me...

butttt/....

if u r not willing to story mory at me...nvm girl...its ur privacy...i know u really need it...

uke thats  all...

love u guys

TrIAL pmr 2011

TRIAL DA LEPAS...

adesss reall exam not finish yet....adoyaii...

good news 4 me...when tcher hawa told me that i juz got a in english....

trasa lega....

tp tak lepas agy...2 ary lepas dpt brita gembira tu...kwn aq plak dtng ckp...

trial pmr taon nie trok...

cm ta caya ja...

punah abeh hrapan aq...

kwn aq yg bgtau aku tu cedik sket dr aku...tp dya wat statment...
bbunyi cm nieh...
MISZ SECRET :Ya allah...abes lha aku skali nie...trial pmr aku trok sngt....tamao main2 da psnie...

aku nk study btol2....

pas je aq bca statment dya tu lha yg aku jd glabah cm nie...hopefully real exam t aq dpt result yg uke....

AMINN!!

justin bieber - eenie meenie (cover) najwalatif

noteb0ok..eeeGeramm

wo0iii...aku nk gk...bdk klas aku smua dpt note bo0 Aspire 0ne nieyh

eee....pnaz t0i aty aku....nma aq ada dlm list pnerima NB...tp haram ta dpt p0wn...

nk dpt mnatng tu satu tu p0wn cm nk mamp0ih aih...

da lha sesak...sopa ngan pa agy....dqi pukol 8 pagi smpai 8.30 mlm bwu abeh...

tu p0wn aq ca0ouu awal pkoi 6...

dngaq cita..qamai yg x dpt agy....depa kta kna tunggu 2mnggu agy....

ahhaha...ta psai...seeeyyy t0i..

haa....pnaz2...kt dewan msa najib mai tu...

blaku sikit hura hara....c0z..rmai ta puas aty psal note book tu...

ada lha...segelintir golongan nieyh...maki hamun habeh...koyak abeh borang tu...pnaz2....hura hara jadinya...

ma0 taknya...byangkan 12 jam setengah ...

tengah pnas teqik....

pakcik tu mqah bt0i..tk0t aq dngaq...

papa p0wn...bertawakal sajalha...

moga2..aq p0wn dpt gk...

AMINN!!
haaa...kn da tkeluaq abeh ayat kedah aq....ummm..fenin2

Out!!Out fr0m my mind...

merpati 2 sjoli

huaaaaaaaaa....abes lha aq pas nieyh...mksu da nk kawen...tnggl aku s0wng jew...nk kawen gk...hua

eheheh/...

ishk2...astagfirullahalazim...xbaek2...ingat pesan mak..

blajo dulu...kuikuikuikui..

t kalo cikgu kaya nieyh kawen xleyh da lha aku nk manja2 mqapu nan dya...xder da lha hadiah slalu...

umm  ..psnie..dia bg adiah kt ank dye je lha....

sure aku diketepikan...ummm...

klo cmtu...aq p0wn nk kawen gk urh...tp lmbt agy nk tunggu 10 taon agy..

ummm...lma to0....xpa lha...cek tunggu lha....

thats all 4 t0day....juz nk ngupdate menda mrapu nie...skuang2nya...blog aku x lha sepi tnpa entry trkini...an3...^^

boring lha pasnie

hall0!!!saia sibuk lha...

dah lame rasenye aku tak hap datekan blog ni.. last few days, badan rase penat sgt2 sampaikan rasenyer klu blh makan ngan minum atas katil, nk aje aku wat camtu.... sebut nk makan jer, ade org akan tolong hidangkan....tapi apakan dayeku, bukannye kaye sgt sampai blh upah dayang2 ni.. hehehhe..(nantila klu aku dah kaye, aku nak amik 8 org maid!!.. haa!!! amik engkau).. korang doakanla supaya aku cepat2 jadii kaye ek.. pastu aku akan doakan utk korang plak.. afdal la sket.. saling bantu membantu..hehehe..niway, ari ni baru ade kekuatan sket utkku tarikan jemariku yg runcing ni (jgn jeles tau..) utk menaip.. well. nothing much la today..

Lirik Price Tag – Jessie J

Okay, Coconut man, Moon Heads and Pea
You ready

Seems like everybody’s got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the sale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile

Why is everybody so serious
Acting so damn mysterious
Got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can’t even have a good time

Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We’re paying with love tonight
 

*  It’s not about the money, money, money
    We don’t need your money, money, money
    We just wanna make the world dance,
    Forget about the Price Tag
    Ain’t about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
    Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
    Wanna make the world dance,
    Forget about the Price Tag.

Okay!
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all unite
And it wasn’t low blows and video hoes,
Am I the only one getting tired
Why is everybody so obsessed
Money can’t buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we’ll be feeling Alright.

Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We’re paying with love tonight
 

repeat*

[B.o.B]
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stACK.
And you can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I..
Yes all I need are keys and guitars
And its with in 30 seconds I’m leaving to Mars
Yeah we leaping across these undefeatable odds
Its like this man, you can’t put a price on the life
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynight
So we aint gon stumble and fall never
Waiting to see this in the sign of defeat uh uh
So we gon keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everyone sing

repeat *

repeat *

[Jessie J -Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Oo-oooh
Forget about the price tag.

Jessie J - Price Tag ft. B.o.B.

Tekun Berani...Sesungguh aty..

4 da 1st time aq rajin mcm niehhh....

bhahahah...tu p0wn...kes ta siap poli0 khb....
skunk nie p0wn ta siap agy...
ummm.....asl lha aq jd mls nk buad smua tu...

cuti nieh...1 keje kolah p0wn aq ta buad agy....

mang mmp0s lha aq kna nan ustzah....

buku p0wn aq tatau aq ltak mna....

nie lha klemahn aku bla cuti skolah pnjng sngt..

but...

aq xwisau sngt p0wn....

c0z aq buad keje cpt...

agy p0wn kwn2 aq skutu ngan aq gk....

0mwork...mmnjg ta siap...

LASHT MINUTES bwu nk gabra...

ehem2.....

ms0k nieh da kli ke 10 aq bjanji kt dr aq...yg aq xma0 tangguh2...

hummm...

haramm.....jdik jgk prngai lma aq...

TABIAT nieh mang ssh nk tnggl...

who00ppps....

sesapa yg bca entry nie....klo der tips tuk buang sikap bur0k aq nieh...share lha keyh....

t0long lha....

aq p0wn tatau nk buad mcm mna da ngan dri aq nieh....

OST Nora Elena-Terhenti Disini.wmv

cuti=seksa

yg buad peace (saia)...yg muka blur tu ja'a

btapa b0ringnya aq duk umah wktu cuti...adesss
klo d0k uma kna uat keje mcm2...
but klo stay kt sk0la...
hahhhhahhaaaaaaaaaa.....
naseb lha spa yg kna ngan aku....
kn best dok skola....
leyh gosip....etc
aq xleyh byngkn mcm mna lha klo aku da x skola...msty wndu gila nk balek zaman tu...wah...nie kna bg muda slalu nieh....
kn besh klo aq da kuasa nk tbalikkan smua tu..ades..ku sedar drku ini..aku x blyh
haha...ckp psal cuti...ehhehe
cuti kli nieh aku der reasons nk skip tusyen.,....ahahha(gelak jahats)
aku nk balek uma t0k..nk jga t0k...
tp...mang aku wndu kt t0k aku p0wn....
smemangnya....jd tu bknlh 1 alsn yg bleyh uat ckgu pcaya bulat2 kt aq...
ummm
wait....wait....
akai aku da mai dah...hahhaha...tunggu...mna leyh gtaw
t xmnjd plak plan tu...
ckp psal skola...
tdkn...aq jmpa x-b0y aku...
ummm
aku ingt dya da xma0 ckp nan aku...last2...ckp jgk..
syg gk dya kt aq noh...ahahha
mmp0ihhh...stg ediey ta0 botak pala den...
shuuuuuuuuuusst.....
smkn baek dye skunk...bg0s gk lha dya kapel nan aq dlu...skuank2nye....
dya da brubah jd baek skunk....
wo000oo....wo00oo..
nnt dlu...
tp xbrmkna aku nieh curang....
aq bkn jenis tu lha...^^

thats all 4 2 day....
da.....guys...

upset....(T_T)

Tanggal 19mei 2011,s0rng insan yg sngt brmkna dlm id0p aq telah pulang ke rahmatullah...
Pemergiannya bgitu mngejutkn kmi skuarga....

tanpa di dugan,

dlm keadaan sihat sja...

maut pula dtng tnpa siapa mnduga....

kita yg still agy id0p kt dunia nie....xtau

mcm mna naseb kita nnt...

malam to0...lpas orang da mndikn jnazah wan..smua ank cucu wan bg kcupan trakhir....aku p0wn pe agy...aku thn air mta...gila pnya tak0t...k0wt2 air mta tjatuh....tp...nseb x jatuh....

time aku cium pp wan...sjuk ja aq rasa...wangi sanaddd2....

sdeh gila bila aku tng0k t0k bila wan da xder....ase tkilan bila aq xley balek jmpa wan slalu...ase bsalah....xdapat slm ngan wan....

p/s

syg wan slalu...smpai bla-bila...

feveq0ut s0ng yeahhh!!!

avril lavigne

Lirik Lagu Avril Lavigne – What The Hell

You say that I’m messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All ’cause I was making out with your friend (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it’s right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can’t stop ’cause I’m having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You’re on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me, you can’t save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

What… what… what… What the hell?

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don’t get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You’re on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…
La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…

You say that I’m messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I’m messing with you in bed

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell (what the hell)
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about (I don’t care about)
All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about. (if you love me)
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no)
You can save me, baby, baby (if you love me)
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la

Wahai Kau Cinta

Artist: Radja

Sebelum kau benar-benar pergi
Ucapkan satu kata yang tulus
Bahwa kau mencintai diriku sepenuh hatimu
Dan aku merasakan kau selalu di sini


Wahai kau cinta sunguh tak ada yang bisa
Mampu berpaling darimu bila terlanjur sayang
Wahai kau cinta yang luluhkan hati ini
Membuat sgalanya indah semua karena cinta


Sebelum engkau pergi
Ucapkan yang terindah dari lubuk hatimu
Bahwa kau mencintai diriku sepenuh hatimu
Dan aku merasakan kau selalu di sini


Wahai kau cinta hoo ohh
Membuat sgalanya indah semua karena cinta

2nd Fev0qo0ut s0ng...M2M..(The day you went away)

Well I wonder,
Could it be?
When I was dreaming 'bout you baby
You were dreaming of me
Call me crazy,

Call me blind,
To still be suffering is stupid after all of this time

Did I lose my love to someone better
And does she love you like I do, I do
You know I really really do

Well hey... so much I need to say
Been lonely since the day
The day you went away 
So sad but true 
For lonely since the day
The day you went away.
Go On, Yay... Oh...

I remember - date and time
September 22nd Sunday twenty-five after nine
In the doorway
With your case
No longer shouting at each other
There were tears on our faces

And we were letting go of something special
Something we'll never have again, I know
I guess I really really know

Well hey, so much i need to say
Been lonely since the day
The day you went away
So sad but true, for me there's only you
Been crying since the day
The day you went away
(The Day you went away)
The Day you went away
Go on, Yay...

Oh oh oh
Did I lose my love to someone better
And does she love you like I do, I do
You know i really really do

Well hey, so much I need to say
Been lonely since the day
The day you went away
So sad but true, for me there's only you
Been crying since the day
The day you went away

Why do we never know what we've got till it's gone
How could I carry on
The day you went away

Cause I've been missing you so much I have to say
Been crying since the day
The day you went away
The day you went away
The Day you went away...
Go on, Yay... Oh...

Tips utk remaja

cara MENGHILANGKAN JERAWAT BATU DENGAN BERAS.

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• Ambil segenggam beras dan tumbuk sehingga halus.
• Campurkan sedikit air sehingga kelihatan air beras putih dan pekat.
• Sapukan pada wajah atau tempat yang berjerawat batu sebelum tidur dan lakukan tiga kali seminggu.

stay tuned....

here sumthng 4 u......read this!!!luf u yawww!!!

1- erm,nk ckp cket neh kat awak.. bce NO 5 
2- Mmmm..cmne ek nk ckp? Bce je la NO 8 
3- nk taw ekh? erm,bce NO 9 
4- huh,drpd pning bek bce jap NO 15 
5- cmne ek nk ckp.. NO 17 je k.. 
6- kite nk ckp skg tp lbh bek bce NO 16 
7- kite akn ckp tp bce dlu NO 2 
8- yg kite nk ckp neh simple jek..tp bce dlu NO 4 k? 
9- tak payah la b¿debar2 cm2..cme bce jap NO 18 
10- Blom lg la..bce NO 19 ye.. 
11- da pnt ekh? Bce jap NO 13 
12- sbnrnye kite nk ckp klu...(ah bce no 3 la) 
13- tggal cket jek lg bce NO 20 
14- argh,pnt neh..bce NO 1 
15- adush,dah pning dh ni.. bce la NO 6 
16- lorh,msh tak phm lg kew? Bce NO 20
17- ades,nk ckp neh..bce NO 7 
18- kite tak tau klu awk phm..tlg bce NO 10 
19. Baca NO 11 dgn tenang ye..nt awk akn taw.. 
20- oke2,skg kite ckp..bce NO 14, tp slow2 jek k

ho0rayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!...c0me hear my hum0rs......^^

KIsah Suami Isteri

Sepasang kekasih sedang asyik memadu asmara di tepi sebuah tasik, sambil berbual-bual mesra...

Makwe: bang, andaikata saya menjadi bintang...

Pakwe: abang kan jadi Ultramannya

Makwe:kenapa pulak, sepatutnya abg jadi bulan purnamalah

Pakwealah tu, kan ultraman ada bintang kepunyaannya

Makwe: gitu... kalau saya jadi bunga

Pakwe: Abang jadi tukang kebunnya

Makwe: Kenapa bukan kumbang

Pakwe: Sebab kumbang keje dia hanya menghisap madu..sedangkan tukang kebun kerjanya menyiram dan membaja bunga tu setiap hari

Makwe: Wah! hebatnya abg nie... begitu pandai berkata-kata

Setelah puas berbicara dan bergurau senda, bangunlah pasangan kekasih tersebut untuk bersiar-siar... tiba2 si makwe tersepak sebatang tunggul kayu, dan jatuh tersembam ke tanah...bedebik!!!!!! macam nangka busuk daa!!!!

Makwe: Aduh!!!! sakiknya be, (awek tu rupanya minah kelate)

Pakwe: Cilako! punyo tunggul kayu... .buto ko!!!!!, tak nampak ko oghang nak lalu(rupa2nya si pakwe tu orang N9)... sayang takde apa2 ke?

Makwe: Takde sikit je bang... cuma luka sikit jer dahi nie

Pakwe:Nasib baik tunggul kayu, kalau orang tadi memang nahas abg kejekan.

Memang telah ditakdirkan jodoh mereka berdua... selang beberapa bulan

selepas itu pasangan kekasih ini pun mendirikan rumahtangga... 2 tahun

kemudian, si isteri teringat kembali kisah yang lalu sewaktu membawa anak

mereka bersiar-siar di tasik yang sama ketika bercinta dahulu,

Isteri: Bang, ingat lagi tak tempat nie?

Suami: Masakan abg boleh lupa

Isteri: Kalau saya jadi bintang

Suami: Abang jadi beginilah

Isteri: Kenapa bukan Ultraman...

Suami: Kat Malaysia mana ada Ultraman... kat Jepun adalah... apa lah awak nie

Isteri: Kalau saya jadi bunga

Suami: Abang jadi beginilah

Isteri: Apa abg nie... cakaplah betul2

Suami: Apo kono eh dongan ekau nie... dah buang tebiat ko, tak nampak anak kito tu... .kalau dah abg jadi Ultraman ngan ntah apo apo ntah laie, sapo nak bagi makan kek anak kito tu... .yang mengado-ngado nak jadi bintang tu buek apo

Isteri: Abe nie tok supo dulu... .tok rometik lasung, mete2 la saya nie doh tok comey lagi...

Suami: Takdo nak romantik kosmetik do... .

Syamim Ismail: Selepas puas duduk sambil berbalah, maka berjalan pulanglah keluarga tersebut... .tiba2 si isteri tadi tersepak sebatang tunggul kayu(mungkin tunggul yg sama), lalu jatuh gedebuk!!!! ke tanah...

Isteri: Aduh abe sakik nyo!!!!!

Suami: Apo kono eh awak nie... .buto ko, punyo bosa tunggul tu tak nampak ko!!!!!!!!!!

^^bufday Girl Party...^^

hahhah.....firt time celebrate nan kngkwn aku nan jmlah yg ramai gilerrr....20-30 orng...ahahhaha
ada lagi tu,budak laki tanak amek gambar..MALU KATANYA!
thx to all my dear.....i lebiu c0z sudi dtng..n mnyempurnakn majlis tu...
to b0yz....korang mang kuad mlntak....buad habis nyum jew ajk korang..ahahaha
btw...korng p0wn aku syg gk....
to bufday sis ....im glad to b right bside u......
luph u so0 m0shi....

<3 <3